My Dear friend Shawn had himself an old man party last night. For the occasion, my roommate Erin, and I dressed our best. She leaned more towards the smarmy duchey side, while I was more the bumbling professor type.
I knit myself up the mustache based on this pattern I found online. However, I was hopless at reading and following the instructions, so I just got the gist and knit it up using my own brain powers.